siren call
18+ | PNW | š¤
18+ | PNW | š¤
Start the killing
No can do, boss. Iām on a union mandated break.
(via snowing-in-cyberspace)
“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
(via senatortedcruz)
Anonymous asked:
Survived several months without girl kisses
dailyquests Answer:
REWARDS: 100 Gold, 100 EXP, God’s Strongest Soldier Status Effect (23h 59m)
I love when people get delightedly flustered by compliments. It activates some kind of insane prey drive in me. Today at lunch we had this cute trans server in a well-coordinated outfit and she got so bashful when I complimented it that I immediately became a dachshund of light flirtation and could not physically stop myself from laying it on outrageously thick just to see her begin to lose her composure and turn entirely pink.
Oh, so that’s the other side of this…
blood in the water baybee!!!!
Blushing or giggling is like the equivalent of a gazelle limping across the Serengeti in front of a leopard.
(via snowing-in-cyberspace)
We might both be mech pilots but I pilot mine in a way that is far more homoerotic than you could ever hope to achieve.
(via manywinged)